dhensyndrome:

dhensyndrome:

Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.

2.2k notes later and I’m still single.

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ohsaabby:

The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

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i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

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stardust-chronicle:

I feel comfortable with you

you make me smile

but although 

you do stuff like this 

I cant be myself 

I don’t know why

but it feels that it would scare you

and there’s no way I gotta loose you 

then you make me forget things

I wanted to forget a long time

and if you would leave 

it would come back like flood

with all the anger, pain and voices 

my dear

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

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dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

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